RÉSUMÉ
My illustrious career history. (Minus my time at Hot Topic, etc.)

PORTFOLIO
Some of my flashier agency and freelance work: Campaigns, ads, videos, websites, social, etc.

LONG-FORM SAMPLES
Additional agency and freelance work, just more text-focused: Blogs, e-books, and content marketing. Brand voice and messaging. Speeches and manifestos.

GARAGE SALE INFINITY DOT COM
Because, you know, what better way to promote your local garage sale than with a series of increasingly bizarre, intense social and OOH.

HIPSTER PARTY PLANNING DOT BIZ
My secret passion is developing elaborate, esoteric, charmingly amateurish theme parties for weirdos.

THE CARDS SAY TO BREAK UP WITH HIM DOT COM
Turns out I was a wise old crone this whole time -- come get a free live video tarot reading!

HOW TO GET PEOPLE TO BUY INTO YOUR DUMB + HORRIBLE IDEAS
Basically the sum total of my marketing knowledge, all in one hideous PowerPoint.