RÉSUMÉ
My illustrious history. (Minus my time at Hot Topic, etc.)

PORTFOLIO
Some of my flashier agency and freelance work: Campaigns, ads, video, websites, social, etc.

LONG-FORM SAMPLES
More agency and freelance work, just more text-based. Blogs, e-books, and other content marketing. Brand voice and messaging. Speeches and manifestos.

HOW TO GET PEOPLE TO BUY INTO YOUR DUMB + HORRIBLE IDEAS
Basically the sum total of my marketing knowledge, all in one hideous PowerPoint.

HIPSTER PARTY PLANNING DOT BIZ
My true passion is planning elaborate, esoteric, charmingly amateurish theme parties for weirdos.

THE CARDS SAY TO BREAK UP WITH HIM DOT COM
Turns out I was secretly a wise old crone this whole time -- come get a free live video tarot reading.