OCCASIONALLY I WORK AT A JOB
 

{RESUME}
It is 2 pages, but it's OK, there are Jokes in it.

{PORTFOLIO}
Some of my agency and freelance work: Rebranding, pitches, web content, technical writing, banner ads(!), etc.

{HOW TO GET PEOPLE TO BUY INTO YOUR DUMB + HORRIBLE IDEAS}
Basically the sum of my marketing and communications knowledge, in one grotesque PowerPoint.

{HIPSTER PARTY PLANNING DOT BIZ}
My secret passion is planning elaborate, esoteric, and charmingly amateurish theme parties for weirdos.

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