{RESUME}
Yes, it is 2 pages, but it's OK, there are Jokes in it.

{PORTFOLIO}
Some of my flashier agency and freelance work: Campaigns, ads, video, websites, social, etc.

{LONG-FORM SAMPLES}
More agency and freelance work, just less cute. Blogs, e-books, and other content marketing. Brand voice and messaging. Speeches and manifestos.

{HOW TO GET PEOPLE TO BUY INTO YOUR DUMB + HORRIBLE IDEAS}
Basically the sum total of my marketing and communications knowledge, all in one hideous PowerPoint.

{HIPSTER PARTY PLANNING DOT BIZ}
My true passion is planning elaborate, esoteric, charmingly amateurish theme parties for weirdos.

{THE CARDS SAY TO BREAK UP WITH HIM DOT COM}
Turns out I was secretly a wise old crone this whole time -- come get a free live video tarot reading.